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T h e S i d e k i c k
S T E P H E N L Y N C H
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+————————–PLEASE NOTE————————–+
+ This file is Jordan Lappings own work and represents his +
+ interpretation of the song. You may only use this file for +
+ private study, scholarship, or research. The contents may not +
+ be duplicated for use with other websites without written +
+ permission. Thank you for understanding. Enjoy. +
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Standard E Tuning, 变调夹夹3品rd Fret [All tabs relative to Capo]
CHORDS USED:
A D G
e]—0—-2—-3—|
B]—2—-3—-0—|
G]—2—-2—-0—|
D]—2—-0—-0—|
A]—0———2—|
E]————-3—|
TABLATURE LEGEND:
(~) = let it ring
(x) = muted strings
N/C = No Chord
INTRO:
A G D
e]——0~~~——-3~~~—–2~~~–|
B]—–2~~~——-0~~~—–3~~~—|
G]—-2~~~——-0~~~—–2~~~—-|
D]—2~~~——-0~~~—–0~~~—–| (x2)
A]–0~~~——-2~~~—————|
E]————3~~~—————-|
G A G D
e]–3333–0~~~——-3~~~—–2~~~–|
B]–3333–2~~~——0~~~—–3~~~—|
G]–0000–2~~~—–0~~~—–2~~~—-|
D]–0000–2~~~—-0~~~—–0~~~—–|
A]–2222–0~~~—2~~~—————|
E]–3333——–3~~~—————-|
A G D
e]——0~——-3~~~—–2~~~–|
B]—–2~——-0~~~—–3~~~—|
G]—-2~——-0~~~—–2~~~—-|
D]—2~——-0~~~—–0~~~—–|
A]–0~——-2~~~—————|
E]———-3~~~—————-|
A G D
You wanna be a Sidekick? You know you wouldn’t get paid?
A G D G A
So why you wanna do it? You think it might get you laid?
G D
I tell you what, my old friend, I can see that it means a lot
A G D
If you wanna be a sidekick – Joberg, let’s see what you got…
VERSE 1:
A G D A
e]–x-xx–xxxx–xx–33333333333–22222222222–x-xx–xxxx–xx–|
B]–2-22–xxxx–22–00000000000–33333333333–2-22–xxxx–22–|
G]–2-22–xxxx–22–00000000000–22222222222–2-22–xxxx–22–|
D]–2-22–xxxx–22–00000000000–00000000000–2-22–xxxx–22–|
A]–0-00–xxxx–00–22222222222—————0-00–xxxx–00–|
E]——————33333333333——————————-|
N/C A
I’ll be Tenacious’ Kyle, Eminem’s Dr. Dre
G
I’ll be the guy you talk about in “If I were Gay”
D
I’ll be the Judas to the Jesus; but I’ll be loyal
A
When we’re down in South Beach, I’ll rub your back with oil
VERSE 2:
A G D A G
e]–x-xx–xxxx–xx–33333333333–22222222222–xxxxxxxxxxx–333–|
B]–2-22–xxxx–22–00000000000–33333333333–22222222222–000–|
G]–2-22–xxxx–22–00000000000–22222222222–22222222222–000–|
D]–2-22–xxxx–22–00000000000–00000000000–22222222222–000–|
A]–0-00–xxxx–00–22222222222—————00000000000–222–|
E]——————33333333333—————————-333–|
A
Butch to your Son, and Luke Duke to your Bo
G
I’ll be motherfucking Stedman – You mean Oprah’s ho?
D
I’ll Run the D.M.C. while you “Walk This Way”
A G
Michael Jackson, Paul McCartney, “Say Say Say”
CHORUS 1:
A G D G
e]–000000–333333–222222222–333–|
B]–222222–000000–333333333–333–|
G]–222222–000000–222222222–000–|
D]–222222–000000–000000000–000–| (x2)
A]–000000–222222————-222–|
E]———-333333————-333–|
A G
Here’s the song called “The Sidekick”
D G
And a song that fucking kicks ass – yeah!
A G
A little song called “The Sidekick”
D G
And it might just kick some ass!
VERSE 3:
A G D A
e]–x-xx–xxxx–xx–33333333333–22222222222–x–xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx–|
B]–2-22–xxxx–22–00000000000–33333333333–2–xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx–|
G]–2-22–xxxx–22–00000000000–22222222222–2–xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx–|
D]–2-22–xxxx–22–00000000000–00000000000–2–xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx–|
A]–0-00–xxxx–00–22222222222—————0–xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx–|
E]——————33333333333————————————|
A
Now I’ll be Eddie Haskell, you can be my fucking Beaver
G
Well you can be my Boner and I’ll be Mike Seaver
D
You are the Wonder Twins and I’ll be your Gleek
A
I’ll form up André The Giant; shape up The Iron Sheik
VERSE 4:
A G D A G
e]–x-xx–xxxx–xx–33333333333–22222222222–x–xxxxxxxxxx–333–|
B]–2-22–xxxx–22–00000000000–33333333333–2–xxxxxxxxxx–000–|
G]–2-22–xxxx–22–00000000000–22222222222–2–xxxxxxxxxx–000–|
D]–2-22–xxxx–22–00000000000–00000000000–2–xxxxxxxxxx–000–|
A]–0-00–xxxx–00–22222222222—————0–xxxxxxxxxx–222–|
E]——————33333333333——————————333–|
A
You’re the Coach to my John, I’ll be the Cody to Zack
G
I’ll even be your G-string if you be my butt crack
D
I am The Lone Ranger, and you be Tonto
A G
Stop fucking around, let’s hit this chorus pronto!
CHORUS 2:
A G D G
e]–000000–333333–222222222–333–|
B]–222222–000000–333333333–333–|
G]–222222–000000–222222222–000–|
D]–222222–000000–000000000–000–| (x2)
A]–000000–222222————-222–|
E]———-333333————-333–|
A G
Here’s the song called “The Sidekick”
D G
And a song that fucking kicks ass – yeah!
A G
A little song called “The Sidekick”
D G
And it might just kick some ass!
INTERLUDE:
A G D G
e]–000000–333333–222222222–333–|
B]–222222–000000–333333333–333–|
G]–222222–000000–222222222–000–|
D]–222222–000000–000000000–000–| (x2)
A]–000000–222222————-222–|
E]———-333333————-333–|
A G D
How’m I doing so far in our little sidekick duet?
G A G D G
Oooh, I’m still undecided – but the song ain’t quite done yet!
VERSE 5:
A G D A
e]–x-xx–xxxx–xx–33333333333–22222222222–x–xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx–|
B]–2-22–xxxx–22–00000000000–33333333333–2–xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx–|
G]–2-22–xxxx–22–00000000000–22222222222–2–xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx–|
D]–2-22–xxxx–22–00000000000–00000000000–2–xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx–|
A]–0-00–xxxx–00–22222222222—————0–xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx–|
E]——————33333333333————————————|
A
Well, Maverick to Deuce, the TuPac to Biggie
G
The Chauncey to the Fonsi, and the Lenny to the Squiggy
D
The Pippen to Jordan, the Friends to the Barney
A
I’m the hot Wilson sister – And I’m… Fat Carnie?
VERSE 6:
A G D A G
e]–x-xx–xxxx–xx–3333–xxxx–33–22222222222–000000000–333–|
B]–2-22–xxxx–22–0000–xxxx–00–33333333333–222222222–000–|
G]–2-22–xxxx–22–0000–xxxx–00–22222222222–222222222–000–|
D]–2-22–xxxx–22–0000–xxxx–00–00000000000–222222222–000–|
A]–0-00–xxxx–00–2222–xxxx–22—————000000000–222–|
E]——————3333–xxxx–33————————–333–|
A
Jack Triplett to Larry, Brandon to Dillon
G
Jay to Silent Bob, gonorrhea – penicillin!
D
I’ll be the Shaggy to your Scooby Doo
A G
Well, I’m the Holocaust and you’re my frightened Jew, yeah!
CHORUS 3:
A G D
e]–000000–333333–222222222222–|
B]–222222–000000–333333333333–|
G]–222222–000000–222222222222–|
D]–222222–000000–000000000000–|
A]–000000–222222—————-|
E]———-333333—————-|
A G D
e]–000000–333333–2222–|
B]–222222–000000–3333–|
G]–222222–000000–2222–|
D]–222222–000000–0000–|
A]–000000–222222——–|
E]———-333333——–|
A G
Here’s the song called “The Sidekick”
D G
And a song that fucking kicks ass – yeah!
A G
A little song called “The Sidekick”
D
And it might just kick some-
INTERLUDE [Spoken/conversation]:
N/C
David: -Woah, woah!
Stephen: What? I’m trying to do the riff that I was working on. “Might just kick-“
David: -No, the riff is good.
Stephen: “Might just kick some ass!-“
David: -No, that’s fine! The riff is good.
Stephen: What?
David: The riff, it’s good.
Stephen: .. Thank you.
David: You’re welcome…
Stephen: … Why are we stopping?
David: “I’m the Holocaust and you’re my frightened Jew?”
Stephen: … Oh, God. I’m sorry. I forgot: Josefsberg… Knock-kock.
David: Who’s there?
Stephen: The Gestapo…
David: The Gestap-
Stephen: -We ask the questions around here!
David: …..
Stephen: See? It’s a little Nazi Knock-Knock joke! Haha!
David: … Six million of my people died. [David walks offstage.]
BRIDGE [Sung slowly]:
A G D
e]——0~~~——-3~~~—–2~~~–|
B]—–2~~~——-0~~~—–3~~~—|
G]—-2~~~——-0~~~—–2~~~—-|
D]—2~~~——-0~~~—–0~~~—–|
A]–0~~~——-2~~~—————|
E]————3~~~—————-|
G A G D G A
e]–3333–0~~~——-3~~~—–2~~~–3333–0~~~–|
B]–3333–2~~~——0~~~—–3~~~—3333–2~~~–|
G]–0000–2~~~—–0~~~—–2~~~—-0000–2~~~–|
D]–0000–2~~~—-0~~~—–0~~~—–0000–2~~~–|
A]–2222–0~~~—2~~~—————2222–0~~~–|
E]–3333——–3~~~—————-3333——–|
A G
Here’s the song… for the sidekick
D G
And a song that fucking kicked ass…
A G
A little song for the sidekick…
D G A
And it might haved kicked some ass…
CHORUS 4: [David walks onstage, singing along. Pace gradually picks up.]
G D G
e]–3-3333–2-2222222–333–|
B]–0-0000–3-3333333–333–|
G]–0-0000–2-2222222–000–|
D]–0-0000–0-0000000–000–|
A]–2-2222————-222–|
E]–3-3333————-333–|
A G D G
e]–0-0000–333333–222222222–333–|
B]–2-2222–000000–333333333–333–|
G]–2-2222–000000–222222222–000–|
D]–2-2222–000000–000000000–000–|
A]–0-0000–222222————-222–|
E]———-333333————-333–|
G
Here’s the song for the sidekick
D G
And a song that fucking kicks ass…
A G
A little song for the sidekick
D G
And it might just kick some ass!
CHORUS 5:
A G D G
e]–000000–333333–222222222–333–|
B]–222222–000000–333333333–333–|
G]–222222–000000–222222222–000–|
D]–222222–000000–000000000–000–| (x2)
A]–000000–222222————-222–|
E]———-333333————-333–|
A G
Here’s the song called ‘The Sidekick’
D G
And a song that fucking kicks ass – yeah!
A G
A little song called ‘The Sidekick’
D G
And it might just kick some ass!
OUTRO:
A G D A
e]–xxx–xxxx–xxx–333–xxxx–333–222–xxxx–222–0~~~–|
B]–222–xxxx–222–000–xxxx–000–333–xxxx–333–2~~~–|
G]–222–xxxx–222–000–xxxx–000–222–xxxx–222–2~~~–|
D]–222–xxxx–222–000–xxxx–000–000–xxxx–000–2~~~–|
A]–000–xxxx–000–222–xxxx–222——————0~~~–|
E]——————333–xxxx–333————————|
A
Salt – pepper, brie – cheddar
G
Simon – Garfunkel, cosby – sweater
D
Ham – sandwich, ‘Mama’ – Cass
A
That’s ‘The Sidekick’ song and it fucking kicks ass…
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