This song is really simple
Capo on 3rd fret
E G D C
E|-0—-3—-2—-0-|
B|-0—-0—-3—-1-|
G|-1—-0—-2—-0-|
D|-2—-0—-0—-2-|
A|-2—-2—-X—-3-|
E|-0—-3—-X—-X-|
Verse 1:
E
All my days,
G D E
I live with my disgrace
G D E
I’m afraid to show my face
G D C
Or at least take off my underwear…
E
See I was born
G D E
Like a half way neutered pet
G D E
I dont have a matching set
G D
Its a part of me
C
That just aint there
Please, dont stare
Chorus
E G
Well Im a gambling man with out two dice
E G
Im like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice
E G
Oh to have two testis would be so nice
D C E
But Im half a man
D C E
Yeah, Im half a man
Verse2
E
Wanna die
G D E
end it all, just call it quits
G D E
I cant find a cup that fits
G D C
And at baseball games I feel so dumb
C
When I hear ball one?
E
Oh, my God
G D E
How could you have been so cruel
G D E
To give me one family jewel
G D C
And the one thats there must feel so sad
C
Hes a lonely nad
Chorus 2
E G
Well Im a marathon runner with just one leg
E G
Im a fallopian tube with just one egg
E
Oh, I want another testi
G
Do I have to beg?
D C E
Im half a man
D C E
Yeah, im half a man
Bridge
E..G…E…G…E…G…D…C
kinda like chorus
Chorus 3
E G
Well Im a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum
E G
And Im a Siskel and an Ebert with just one thumb
E G
And Im a Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum
D C E
Im just half a man
D C E
Yeah, Im half a man
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