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+ interpretation of the song. You may only use this file for +
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ARTIST: Stephen Lynch
ALBUM: The Craig Machine (2005)
GERNE: Comedy
SONGS:
1. Vanilla Ice Cream
2. Ugly Baby
3. Halloween
4. Love Song
5. Craig
6. Beelz
7. Albino
8. Mixer At Delta Chi
9. Little Tiny Moustache
10. Pierre
11. Whittlin’ Man
12. Classic Rock Song
13. Not Home
14. Voices in my Head
15. [BONUS] D&D
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H o w T o R e a d T h i s G u i d e
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When reading online chords, certain questions may often spring to mind, such
as: “How many strums do I do here?” or “What is the pattern there, when should I
switch chord?” Similarly, with online tabs they aren’t often very accurate; or
don’t show clearly how this is synchronized to the lyrics of the track. This can
be a pain for those learning, and I myself have suffered from it before.
To eliminate this problem, I’ve tried my very best to show both chords and tabs
for each song. Take, for example, this randomly put together riff:
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D C G E Em
e]–22222–00000–33333~———-0~~~—-0——–0~~~–|
B]–33333–11111–00000~———0~~~—0———0~~~—|
G]–22222–00000–00000~——–1~~~——–0—-0~~~—-|
D]–00000–22222–00000~——-2~~~————-2~~~—–|
A]———33333–22222~——2~~~————-2~~~——|
E]—————-33333~—–0~~~————-0~~~——-|
D C
La la la la la, da da da da da
G E Em
La la la la la, daa…..
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In this way, the above indicates how many times the chord is strummed, and the
“lyrics” below indicate when the chord is changed. Similarly, you can see that
the E is written differently to the former, which indicates a slow, singular
strum (then letting it ring). Finally, the Em tabbed at the end shows a short
picked chord followed by another slow, singular strum (again letting it ring).
Thus, the reader should be able to sufficiently and successfully identify how to
fit the given information together. This now hopefully leaves no stone unturned,
and enables you all to understand how to read this guide. With this said, it may
be useful for you to understand the following techniques used in this guide:
TABLATURE LEGEND:
(h) = hammer-on
(p) = pull-off
(/) = slide
(~) = let it ring
(x) = muted strings
N/C = No Chord
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1. V a n i l l a I c e C r e a m
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Standard E Tuning, 变调夹夹1品st Fret [All tabs relative to Capo]
CHORDS USED:
A D E Em E7 G
e]—0—-2—-0—-0—-0—-3—|
B]—2—-3—-0—-0—-0—-0—|
G]—2—-2—-1—-0—-1—-0—|
D]—2—-0—-2—-2—-0—-0—|
A]—0———2—-2—-2—-2—|
E]————-0—-0—-0—-3—|
INTRO:
A Em A Em A Em A Em
e|—-00–0~-000—-00–0~-000—-00–0~-000—-000—-000–|
B|—-22–0~-000—-22–0~-000—-22–0~-000—-222—-000–|
G|—-22–0~-000—-22–0~-000—-22–0~-000—-222—-000–|
D|—-22–2~-222—-22–2~-222—-22–2~-222—-222—-222–|
A|–0-00–2~-222–0-00–2~-222–0-00–2~-222–0-000—-222–|
E|——–0~-000——–0~-000——–0~-000———0-000–|
VERSE 1:
A Em A Em A Em A Em
e|—-00—-000—-00—-000—-00—-00—-00—-000–|
B|—-22—-000—-22—-000—-22—-00—-22—-000–|
G|—-22—-000—-22—-000—-22—-00—-22—-000–|
D|—-22—-222—-22—-222—-22—-22—-22—-222–|
A|–0-00—-222–0-00—-222–0-00—-22–0-00—-222–|
E|——–0-000——–0-000——–0-00——–0-000–|
A Em A Em A Em G D E E7
e|—-00—-00—-00—-00—-00—-00—-33–2222–0~-0000-00–|
B|—-22—-00—-22—-00—-22—-00—-00–3333–0~-0000-00–|
G|—-22—-00—-22—-00—-22—-00—-00–2222–1~-1111-11–|
D|—-22—-22—-22—-22—-22—-22—-00–0000–2~-2222p00–|
A|–0-00—-22–0-00—-22–0-00—-22—-22——–2~-2222-22–|
E|——–0-00——–0-00——–0-00–3-33——–0~-0000-00–|
A Em A Em
Have a seat and listen, please don’t say a thing
A Em A Em
With matters of the heart sometimes the truth will have a sting
A Em A Em
Just don’t take it personally, this is no attack
A Em G D E
But we will never last because I’m white, and you are… also white
CHORUS 1:
A Em G D A Em G D
e|–0-00–0-00–3-33–2h3p22–0-00–0-00–3-33–2222–|
B|–2-22–0-00–0-00–3-3-33–2-22–0-00–0-00–3333–|
G|–2-22–0-00–0-00–2-2-22–2-22–0-00–0-00–2222–|
D|–2-22–2-22–0-00–0-0-00–2-22–2-22–0-00–0000–|
A|–0-00–2-22–2-22———-0-00–2-22–2-22——–|
E|——–0-00–3-33—————-0-00–3-33——–|
A Em G D A Em G D
e|–0-00–0-00–3-33–2h3p22–0-00–0-00–3–2–|
B|–2-22–0-00–0-00–3-3-33–2-22–0-00–0–3–|
G|–2-22–0-00–0-00–2-2-22–2-22–0-00——–|
D|–2-22–2-22–0-00–0-0-00–2-22–2-22—–0–|
A|–0-00–2-22–2-22———-0-00–2-22——–|
E|——–0-00–3-33—————-0-00–3—–|
E7 A Em G D
I only like black girls, the brown girls, the café au lait
A Em G D
Caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away
A Em G D
If you are Nubian, I want you to be in every fantasy
A Em G D
But if you’re a whitey, say nighty-nighty, you’re just not the girl for me
INTERLUDE:
A Em A Em A Em A Em
e|—-00–0~-000–0~-0–0~-000—-00–0~-000—-00—000–|
B|—-22–0~-000–2~-2–0~-000—-22–0~-000—-22—000–|
G|—-22–0~-000–2~-2–0~-000—-22–0~-000—-22—000–|
D|—-22–2~-222–2~-2–2~-222—-22–2~-222—-22—222–|
A|–0-00–2~-222–0~-0–2~-222–0-00–2~-222–0-00—222–|
E|——–0~-000——–0~-000——–0~-000——-0-000–|
VERSE 2:
A Em A Em A Em A Em
e|—-00—-00—-00—-00—-000—-00—-000–0~-0–|
B|—-22—-00—-22—-00—-222—-00—-222–0~-0–|
G|—-22—-00—-22—-00—-222—-00—-222–0~-0–|
D|—-22—-22—-22—-22—-222—-22—-222–2~-2–|
A|–0-00—-22–0-00—-22–0-000—-22–0-000–2~-2–|
E|——–0-00——–0-00———0-00———0~-0–|
A Em A Em A Em G D E E7
e|–0-00–0-00–0-00–0-00–0-00–0~-000–3–2–0~-00-0000–|
B|–2-22–0-00–2-22–0-00–2-22–0~-000–0–3–0~-00-0000–|
G|–2-22–0-00–2-22–0-00–2-22–0~-000——–1~-11-1111–|
D|–2-22–2-22–2-22–2-22–2-22–2~-222—–0–2~-22p2200–|
A|–0-00–2-22–0-00–2-22–0-00–2~-222——–2~-22-2222–|
E|——–0-00——–0-00——–0~-000–3—–0~-00-0000–|
A Em A Em
Oh, I hate vanilla ice cream, I like chocolate instead
A Em A Em
I hope she likes her soul food with a little wonder bread
A Em A Em
Don’t call it “Jungle Fever”, ’cause that just isn’t right
A Em G D E E7
I am not a racist; some of my best friends are white…
CHORUS 2:
A Em G D A Em G D
e|–0-00–0-00–3-33–2h3p22–0-00–0-00–3-33–2222–|
B|–2-22–0-00–0-00–3-3-33–2-22–0-00–0-00–3333–|
G|–2-22–0-00–0-00–2-2-22–2-22–0-00–0-00–2222–|
D|–2-22–2-22–0-00–0-0-00–2-22–2-22–0-00–0000–|
A|–0-00–2-22–2-22———-0-00–2-22–2-22——–|
E|——–0-00–3-33—————-0-00–3-33——–|
A Em G D A Em G D
e|–0-00–0-00–3-33–2h3p22–0-00–0-00–3–2–|
B|–2-22–0-00–0-00–3-3-33–2-22–0-00–0–3–|
G|–2-22–0-00–0-00–2-2-22–2-22–0-00——–|
D|–2-22–2-22–0-00–0-0-00–2-22–2-22—–0–|
A|–0-00–2-22–2-22———-0-00–2-22——–|
E|——–0-00–3-33—————-0-00–3—–|
A Em G D
I just prefer black girls, the brown girls, the café au lait
A Em G D
Caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away
A Em G D
If you’re a cracker, you better get blacker, or else you best get out
A Em G D
It is no mystery, I like Kaur Sisters, see that’s what I’m talking about
INTERLUDE:
A Em A Em A Em A Em
e|–0-00–0~-000–0-00–0~-000–0~-0–0~-000–0~-0–0~-000–|
B|–2-22–0~-000–2-22–0~-000–2~-2–0~-000–2~-2–0~-000–|
G|–2-22–0~-000–2-22–0~-000–2~-2–0~-000–2~-2–0~-000–|
D|–2-22–2~-222–2-22–2~-222–2~-2–2~-222–2~-2–2~-222–|
A|–0-00–2~-222–0-00–2~-222–0~-0–2~-222–0~-0–2~-222–|
E|——–0~-000——–0~-000——–0~-000——–0~-000–|
VERSE 3:
A Em A Em A Em A Em
e|–0~-0–0~-000–0~-0–0~-000–0-00–0-00–0-00–0~-000–|
B|–2~-2–0~-000–2~-2–0~-000–2-22–0-00–2-22–0~-000–|
G|–2~-2–0~-000–2~-2–0~-000–2-22–0-00–2-22–0~-000–|
D|–2~-2–2~-222–2~-2–2~-222–2-22–2-22–2-22–2~-222–|
A|–0~-0–2~-222–0~-0–2~-222–0-00–2-22–0-00–2~-222–|
E|——–0~-000——–0~-000——–0-00——–0~-000–|
A Em A Em A Em G D E E7
e|–0-00–0-00–0-00–0-00–0-00–0—3–2–0~-00-0000–|
B|–2-22–0-00–2-22–0-00–2-22–0—0–3–0~-00-0000–|
G|–2-22–0-00–2-22–0-00–2-22–0———1~-11-1111–|
D|–2-22–2-22–2-22–2-22–2-22–2——0–2~-22p2200–|
A|–0-00–2-22–0-00–2-22–0-00–2———2~-22-2222–|
E|——–0-00——–0-00——–0—3—–0~-00-0000–|
A Em A Em
Our wedding song will be “Ebony and Ivory”
A Em A Em
And we’ll sing Christmas Charols around the old kwanzaa tree
A Em A Em
But colour is not the issue here; it’s dignity, it’s class
A Em N/C G D E E7
It’s all about her heart… okay it’s partly about that ass
CHORUS 3:
A Em G D A Em G D
e|–0-00–0-00–3-33–2h3p22–0-00–0-00–3-33–2222–|
B|–2-22–0-00–0-00–3-3-33–2-22–0-00–0-00–3333–|
G|–2-22–0-00–0-00–2-2-22–2-22–0-00–0-00–2222–|
D|–2-22–2-22–0-00–0-0-00–2-22–2-22–0-00–0000–|
A|–0-00–2-22–2-22———-0-00–2-22–2-22——–|
E|——–0-00–3-33—————-0-00–3-33——–|
A Em G D A Em G D
e|–0-00–0-00–3-33–2h3p22–0-00–0-00–3–2–|
B|–2-22–0-00–0-00–3-3-33–2-22–0-00–0–3–|
G|–2-22–0-00–0-00–2-2-22–2-22–0-00——–|
D|–2-22–2-22–0-00–0-0-00–2-22–2-22—–0–|
A|–0-00–2-22–2-22———-0-00–2-22——–|
E|——–0-00–3-33—————-0-00–3—–|
E A Em G D
I want me some black girl, some brown girl, some café au lait
A Em G D
Oh, caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away
A Em G D
If you’re a Honky, you’re singing the wrong key, it’s the honest truth
A Em
The skin that she’s dwellin in, must contain melanin
G D
That is the Fountain of Youth…
INTERLUDE:
A Em A Em A Em A Em
e|—-00—-00–0~-0–0~-000–0-00–0~-000–000–0~-000–|
B|—-22—-00–2~-2–0~-000–2-22–0~-000–222–0~-000–|
G|—-22—-00–2~-2–0~-000–2-22–0~-000–222–0~-000–|
D|—-22—-22–2~-2–2~-222–2-22–2~-222–222–2~-222–|
A|–0-00—-22–0~-0–2~-222–0-00–2~-222–000–2~-222–|
E|——–0-00——–0~-000——–0~-000——-0~-000–|
BRIDGE:
A Em A Em A Em A Em
e|—-00–0~-000—-000–0~-000—-00–0~-000–000–0~-000–|
B|—-22–0~-000—-222–0~-000—-22–0~-000–222–0~-000–|
G|—-22–0~-000—-222–0~-000—-22–0~-000–222–0~-000–|
D|—-22–2~-222—-222–2~-222—-22–2~-222–222–2~-222–|
A|–0-00–2~-222–0-000–2~-222–0-00–2~-222–000–2~-222–|
E|——–0~-000———0~-000——–0~-000——-0~-000–|
A Em A Em A Em A Em
e|—-00–0~-000–0~-0–0000–0~-0–0~-000–0~-0–0~-000–|
B|—-22–0~-000–2~-2–0000–2~-2–0~-000–2~-2–0~-000–|
G|—-22–0~-000–2~-2–0000–2~-2–0~-000–2~-2–0~-000–|
D|—-22–2~-222–2~-2–2222–2~-2–2~-222–2~-2–2~-222–|
A|–0-00–2~-222–0~-0–2222–0~-0–2~-222–0~-0–2~-222–|
E|——–0~-000——–0000——–0~-000——–0~-000–|
A Em A Em A Em A Em
e|–0~-0–0~-000–0~-0–0~-000–0~-0–00~-00–000–0~-000–|
B|–2~-2–0~-000–2~-2–0~-000–2~-2–00~-00–222–0~-000–|
G|–2~-2–0~-000–2~-2–0~-000–2~-2–00~-00–222–0~-000–|
D|–2~-2–2~-222–2~-2–2~-222–2~-2–22~-22–222–2~-222–|
A|–0~-0–2~-222–0~-0–2~-222–0~-0–22~-22–000–2~-222–|
E|——–0~-000——–0~-000——–00~-00——-0~-000–|
A Em A Em
e|–0-00–0-00–000–0~-000–|
B|–2-22–0-00–222–0~-000–|
G|–2-22–0-00–222–0~-000–|
D|–2-22–2-22–222–2~-222–|
A|–0-00–2-22–000–2~-222–|
E|——–0-00——-0~-000–|
A Em A Em A Em A Em
Thomas Jefferson…
A Em A Em A Em A Em
Robert DeNiro…
A Em A Em A
David Bowie…
Em A Em A
To a certain extent…
Em A Em
Ted Dansen…
OUTRO:
A Em A Em A Em G D A
e|–0-00–0-00–0-00–0-00–0-00–0-00–3–2–0~~~–|
B|–2-22–0-00–2-22–0-00–2-22–0-00–0–3–2~~~–|
G|–2-22–0-00–2-22–0-00–2-22–0-00–0–2–2~~~–|
D|–2-22–2-22–2-22–2-22–2-22–2-22–0–0–2~~~–|
A|–0-00–2-22–0-00–2-22–0-00–2-22–2—–0~~~–|
E|——–0-00——–0-00——–0-00–3———–|
A Em A
Strom Thurmooooooooooooooooooond!
Em A Em G D
Stroo-ooo-oom Thurmooooooooooooooooond!
A
Yeeeaah…
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2. U g l y B a b y
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Standard E Tuning
CHORDS USED:
A A4 A7 Bm D E F#m
e]—0—-0—-0—-2—-2—-0—-2—|
B]—2—-3—-2—-3—-3—-0—-2—|
G]—2—-2—-0—-4—-2—-1—-2—|
D]—2—-2—-2—-4—-0—-2—-4—|
A]—0—-0—-0—-2———2—-4—|
E]—————————-0—-2—|
INTRO:
A A4
e|–000000-000000000–000000–|
B|–222222-222222222–333333–|
G|–222222-222222222–222222–|
D|–222222-222222222–222222–| (x4)
A|–000000-000000000–000000–|
E|—————————-|
VERSE 1:
Bm E A Bm E A A7
e]–22222–00000–0000000000-|-22222–00000–00000-00000–|
B]–33333–00000–2222222222-|-33333–00000–22222-22222–|
G]–44444–11111–2222222222-|-44444–11111–22222p00000–|
D]–44444–22222–2222222222-|-44444–22222–22222-22222–|
A]–22222–22222–0000000000-|-22222–22222–00000-00000–|
E]———00000————-|——–00000—————|
Bm E F#m D E
e]–22222–00000–22222–222222222222–0000000000–|
B]–33333–00000–22222–333333333333–0000000000–|
G]–44444–11111–22222–222222222222–1111111111–|
D]–44444–22222–44444–000000000000–2222222222–|
A]–22222–22222–44444—————-2222222222–|
E]———00000–22222—————-0000000000–|
Bm E A Bm E A A7
My lady gives birth today, I run to her room right away
Bm E F#m D
She smiles with glee, and hands her to me
E
I look at my newborn and say…
CHORUS 1:
A Bm E
e]–00000–22222–0000000000–|
B]–22222–33333–0000000000–|
G]–22222–44444–1111111111–|
D]–22222–44444–2222222222–| (x2)
A]–00000–22222–2222222222–|
E]—————-0000000000–|
Bm E Bm E D E
e]–22222–00000–22222–00000–22222–00000–|
B]–33333–00000–33333–00000–33333–00000–|
G]–44444–11111–44444–11111–22222–11111–|
D]–44444–22223–44444–22222–00000–22222–|
A]–22222–22223–22222–22222———22222–|
E]———00000———00000———00000–|
A Bm E A Bm E
Damn, that’s an ugly baby! Damn, that’s an ugly-ass baby!
Bm E Bm E
I’m feeling quite concerned, my semen must have turned
D E
‘Cause damn, that’s an ugly baby…
PRE-VERSE:
A A4
e|–000000-000000000–000000–|
B|–222222-222222222–333333–|
G|–222222-222222222–222222–|
D|–222222-222222222–222222–| (x2)
A|–000000-000000000–000000–|
E|—————————-|
VERSE 2:
Bm E A Bm E A A7
e]–22222–00000–0000000000-|-22222–00000–00000-00000–|
B]–33333–00000–2222222222-|-33333–00000–22222-22222–|
G]–44444–11111–2222222222-|-44444–11111–22222p00000–|
D]–44444–22222–2222222222-|-44444–22222–22222-22222–|
A]–22222–22222–0000000000-|-22222–22222–00000-00000–|
E]———00000————-|——–00000—————|
Bm E F#m D E
e]–22222–00000–22222–222222222222–0000000000–|
B]–33333–00000–22222–333333333333–0000000000–|
G]–44444–11111–22222–222222222222–1111111111–|
D]–44444–22222–44444–000000000000–2222222222–|
A]–22222–22222–44444—————-2222222222–|
E]———00000–22222—————-0000000000–|
Bm E A Bm E A A7
I can’t believe this came from me; think her mom did too much LSD
Bm E F#m D
She’s skinny like a twig, at least her nuts are big (!)
E
But the placenta is cuter than she is…
CHORUS 2:
A Bm E
e]–00000–22222–0000000000–|
B]–22222–33333–0000000000–|
G]–22222–44444–1111111111–|
D]–22222–44444–2222222222–| (x2)
A]–00000–22222–2222222222–|
E]—————-0000000000–|
Bm E Bm E D E
e]–22222–00000–22222–00000–22222–00000–|
B]–33333–00000–33333–00000–33333–00000–|
G]–44444–11111–44444–11111–22222–11111–|
D]–44444–22223–44444–22222–00000–22222–|
A]–22222–22223–22222–22222———22222–|
E]———00000———00000———00000–|
A Bm E A Bm E
Damn, that’s an ugly baby! God damn, that’s an ugly-ass baby!
Bm E Bm E
I can’t take her home today, she’ll scare the dog away
D E A
‘Cause damn, that’s an ugly baby…
PRE-BRIDGE:
A
e|–000000-000000000-000000–|
B|–222222-222222222-222222–|
G|–222222-222222222-222222–|
D|–222222-222222222-222222–| (x2)
A|–000000-000000000-000000–|
E|—————————|
BRIDGE:
Bm A E
e|–22222-22222-22222-22222–00000-00000–00000-00000–|
B|–33333-33333-33333-33333–22222-22222–00000-00000–|
G|–44444-44444-44444-44444–22222-22222–11111-11111–|
D|–44444-44444-44444-44444–22222-22222–22222-22222–| (x3)
A|–22222-22222-22222-22222–00000-00000–22222-22222–|
E|–22222-22222-22222-22222—————00000-00000–|
Bm A E
e|–22222-22222-22222-22222–0~~~——-0~~~–|
B|–33333-33333-33333-33333–2~~~——0~~~—|
G|–44444-44444-44444-44444–2~~~—–1~~~—-|
D|–44444-44444-44444-44444–2~~~—-2~~~—–|
A|–22222-22222-22222-22222–0~~~—2~~~——|
E|–22222-22222-22222-22222——–0~~~——-|
Bm A E
And when she smiles I find… Shane MacGowan comes to mind
Bm A E
It makes me want to cry… when I look into her good eye
Bm A E
I always wanted kids – is it wrong to hope for SIDS?
Bm A E
Then the doctor calls me in, “Mr. Lynch she has a twin”…
CHORUS 3:
A Bm E
e]–00000–22222–0000000000–|
B]–22222–33333–0000000000–|
G]–22222–44444–1111111111–|
D]–22222–44444–2222222222–| (x2)
A]–00000–22222–2222222222–|
E]—————-0000000000–|
Bm E Bm E D E
e]–22222–00000–22222–00000–22222–00000–|
B]–33333–00000–33333–00000–33333–00000–|
G]–44444–11111–44444–11111–22222–11111–|
D]–44444–22223–44444–22222–00000–22222–|
A]–22222–22223–22222–22222———22222–|
E]———00000———00000———00000–|
A Bm E A Bm E
Damn, that’s a good-lookin’ baby! One-for-two on the good-lookin’ babies!
Bm E Bm E
I almost start to weep, now this one we can keep
D E
‘Cause that was an ugly ass-
INTERLUDE:
A Bm E
e]–00000–22222–0000000000–|
B]–22222–33333–0000000000–|
G]–22222–44444–1111111111–|
D]–22222–44444–2222222222–| (x4)
A]–00000–22222–2222222222–|
E]—————-0000000000–|
A Bm E A Bm E
Damn, that’s an ugly baby! Damn, that’s an ugly baby!
A Bm E A Bm E
Damn, that’s an ugly baby! Damn, that’s an ugly baby!
VERSE 3:
A Bm E
e]–00000–22222–0000000000–|
B]–22222–33333–0000000000–|
G]–22222–44444–1111111111–|
D]–22222–44444–2222222222–| (x4)
A]–00000–22222–2222222222–|
E]—————-0000000000–|
A Bm E
She’s got one good tooth and one ear and one eye
A Bm E
And thank God just one nose, but it’s on her left thigh
A Bm E
Now doctor I am asking you guy-to-guy
A Bm E
Would a really, really, really late-term abortion still fly?
OUTRO:
A Bm E
e]–00000–22222–0000000000–|
B]–22222–33333–0000000000–|
G]–22222–44444–1111111111–|
D]–22222–44444–2222222222–| (x3)
A]–00000–22222–2222222222–|
E]—————-0000000000–|
A Bm E
e]–0~~~——2-~~~———–0~-00000~~-0–|
B]–2~~~—–3~~~———–0~—00000~~-0–|
G]–2~~~—-4~~~———-1~—–11111~~-1–|
D]–2~~~—4~~~———2~——-22222~~-2–|
A]–0~~~–2~~~——–2~———22222~~-2–|
E]——————0~———–00000~~-0–|
A Bm E A Bm E
Oh, no – my baby – not me! I don’t want no ugly baby!
A Bm E
I said damn that’s an ugly baby
A Bm E
Damn that’s an ugly-ass baby…
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3. H a l l o w e e n
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Standard E Tuning
CHORDS USED:
Am C D Dm E F Fmaj7 G
e]—0—-0—-2—-1—-0—-1—-0—-3—|
B]—1—-1—-3—-3—-0—-1—-1—-0—|
G]—2—-0—-2—-2—-1—-2—-2—-0—|
D]—2—-2—-0—-0—-2—-3—-3—-0—|
A]—0—-3————–2—-3—-0—-2—|
E]———————–0—-1———3—|
INTRO:
Am Fmaj7
e]–00000–00000–|
B]–11111–11111–|
G]–22222–22222–|
D]–22222–33333–| (x4)
A]–00000–00000–|
E]—————-|
VERSE 1:
Am Fmaj7
e]–00000–00000–|
B]–11111–11111–|
G]–22222–22222–|
D]–22222–33333–| (x14)
A]–00000–00000–|
E]—————-|
Am Fmaj7 G
e]–00000–00000–33333-33333–|
B]–11111–11111–00000-00000–|
G]–22222–22222–00000-00000–|
D]–22222–33333–00000-00000–|
A]–00000–00000–22222-22222–|
E]—————-33333-33333–|
Am Fmaj7 Am
Thinking of all the cool creatures
Fmaj7 Am Fmaj7 Am Fmaj7
That I will meet… on this night
Am Fmaj7 Am
Ghosts and goblins and witches
Fmaj7 Am Fmaj7 Am Fmaj7
Roaming the streets… in moonlight
Am Fmaj7 Am
Bowls of candy and goodies
Fmaj7 Am Fmaj7 Am Fmaj7
Delicious and waiting… in store
Am Fmaj7 Am
The sound of cute little footsteps
Fmaj7 Am Fmaj7 G
As they approach… my front door
CHORUS 1:
C G Am F
e]–00000–33333–00000–11111–|
B]–11111–00000–11111–11111–|
G]–00000–00000–22222–22222–|
D]–22222–00000–22222–33333–| (x4)
A]–33333–22222–00000–33333–|
E]———33333———11111–|
C G Am F
Letting the children inside to drink beers
C G Am F
Razor blades hidden in three musketeers
C G Am F C
Screams from the basement of kids begging to be set free
G Am F Am
That’s what… Halloween means to me
PRE-VERSE:
Am Fmaj7
e]–00000–00000–|
B]–11111–11111–|
G]–22222–22222–|
D]–22222–33333–| (x4)
A]–00000–00000–|
E]—————-|
VERSE 2:
Am Fmaj7
e]–00000–00000–|
B]–11111–11111–|
G]–22222–22222–|
D]–22222–33333–| (x14)
A]–00000–00000–|
E]—————-|
Am Fmaj7 G
e]–00000–00000–33333-33333–|
B]–11111–11111–00000-00000–|
G]–22222–22222–00000-00000–|
D]–22222–33333–00000-00000–|
A]–00000–00000–22222-22222–|
E]—————-33333-33333–|
Am Fmaj7 Am
Tightening the clamps that are holding
Fmaj7 Am Fmaj7 Am Fmaj7
Their little heads… so tight
Am Fmaj7 Am
Putting my lips to their ears
Fmaj7 Am Fmaj7 Am Fmaj7
As I whisper “Please… don’t fight”
Am Fmaj7 Am
I promise I’ll let you go home
Fmaj7 Am Fmaj7 Am Fmaj7
If you swear not to tell… a soul
Am Fmaj7 Am
Well, I’ll just untie these.. I’m kidding
Fmaj7 Am Fmaj7 G
Now where is my chainsaw? Let’s rock and roll!
CHORUS 2:
C G Am F
e]–00000–33333–00000–11111–|
B]–11111–00000–11111–11111–|
G]–00000–00000–22222–22222–|
D]–22222–00000–22222–33333–| (x4)
A]–33333–22222–00000–33333–|
E]———33333———11111–|
C G Am F
A pinch of your brother, a teaspoon of you
C G Am F
With the head of your sister would make a good stew
C G Am F C
I’d give you a taste but you’re tongue’s in the stew; irony
G Am F Am
That’s what… Halloween means to me
PRE-BRIDGE:
Am
e]–00000-00000–|
B]–11111-11111–|
G]–22222-22222–|
D]–22222-22222–| (x4)
A]–00000-00000–|
E]—————|
BRIDGE:
Dm Am C G
e]–11111–00000–00000–33333–|
B]–33333–11111–11111–00000–|
G]–22222–22222–00000–00000–|
D]–00000–22222–22222–00000–| (x3)
A]———00000–33333–22222–|
E]———————–33333–|
Dm Am E
e]–11111–00000–0~~~–|
B]–33333–11111–0~~~–|
G]–22222–22222–1~~~–|
D]–00000–22222–2~~~–|
A]———00000–2~~~–|
E]———————-|
Dm Am C G
Trick-or-treat, smell my feet
Dm Am C G
Give me something good to eat
Dm Am C G
Trick-or-treat, smell my feet
Dm Am E
Give me someone… good to eat
OUTRO:
Am Fmaj7
e]–00000–00000–|
B]–11111–11111–|
G]–22222–22222–|
D]–22222–33333–| (x3)
A]–00000–00000–|
E]—————-|
Am
e]–0000000–|
B]–1111111–|
G]–2222222–|
D]–2222222–|
A]–0000000–|
E]–0000000–|
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4. L o v e S o n g
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Standard E Tuning, 变调夹夹4品th Fret [All tabs relative to Capo]
CHORDS USED:
Am C C9 G
e]—0—-0—-0—-3—|
B]—1—-1—-1—-0—|
G]—2—-0—-0—-0—|
D]—2—-2—-0—-0—|
A]—0—-3—-2—-2—|
E]————-3—-3—|
INTRO:
C9 C D C9 C D
e|————-0——–2——–|————————-2~~~–|
B|——1-0~~—-1——–3——|——1-0~~–1———-3~~~—|
G|—-0—0~~——0——–2—-|—-0—0~~—-0——-2~~~—-|
D|——————-0——–0–|—————–2—-0~~~—–|
A|————-3—————–|————-3—–3———–|
E|–3—————————-|–3—————————-|
VERSE 1:
C G C G C G Am D
e|———|———|———|—–2~–|
B|–1–0~–|–1–0~–|–1–0~–|–1–3~–|
G|–0–0~–|–0–0~–|–0–0~–|–2——|
D|———|———|———|—–0~–| (x4)
A|–3——|–3——|–3——|–0——|
E|—–3~–|—–3~–|—–3~–|———|
C G C G
If I had a hammer, I’d build a house for two
C G Am D
And if I had a sailing ship, I’d take a trip with you
C G C G
And if I had a poets’ hand, I’d write a verse for thee
C G Am D
And if I had the painters’ touch, on canvas you would be
VERSE 2:
C G C G C G Am D
e|———|———|———|—–2~–|
B|–1–0~–|–1–0~–|–1–0~–|–1–3~–|
G|–0–0~–|–0–0~–|–0–0~–|–2——|
D|———|———|———|—–0~–| (x4)
A|–3——|–3——|–3——|–0——|
E|—–3~–|—–3~–|—–3~–|———|
C G C G
But I don’t have a hammer, and I don’t have a ship
C G Am D
So I can’t build a house, and we can’t take a trip
C G C G
And I’ll never be a poet, nor have the painters’ grace
C G Am D
So I’ll never write your verse, nor immortalize your face…
N/C
“And also, I have herpes.”
OUTRO:
C9 C D G
e|———0——–1————-3~~~–|
B|–1-0~~—-1——–2———-3~~~—|
G|–0-0~~——0——–1——-0~~~—-|
D|—————0–0—–0—-0~~~—–|
A|———3——————2~~~——|
E|–3-3~~——————–3~~~——-|
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5. C r a i g
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Standard E Tuning
CHORDS USED:
Am B7 C/G E E7 Eaug
e]—0———0—-0—-0——–|
B]—1—-0—-1—-0—-0—-0—|
G]—2—-2—-0—-1—-1—-1—|
D]—2—-1—-2—-2—-0—-2—|
A]—0—-2—-3—-2—-0—-3—|
E]——–0—-3—-0—-0—-0—|
INTRO:
E Eaug E7 E Eaug
e|—————————————————————-|
B|–0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-00–|
G|–1-1-1-1-1-1-11-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11-1-1-1-1-1-1-11–|
D|–2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2p0-0h2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-22–|
A|–2-2-2-2-2-2-22h3-3-3-3-3-3p0-0h2-2-2-2-2-2-22h3-3-3-3-3-3-33–|
E|–0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-00–|
E7 E Eaug E7 E Eaug
e|–0000-0~~~—————————0000-0~~~—————————|
B|–0000-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-00–0000-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-00–|
G|–1111-1-1-1-1-1-1-11-1-1-1-1-1-1-11–1111-1-1-1-1-1-1-11-1-1-1-1-1-1-11–|
D|–0000h2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-22–0000h2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-22–|
A|–0000h2-2-2-2-2-2-22h3-3-3-3-3-3-33–0000h2-2-2-2-2-2-22h3-3-3-3-3-3-33–|
E|–0000-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-00–0000-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-00–|
VERSE 1: [Play twice, the collected chord progression shown below.]
E Eaug E Eaug
e|—————————————————————|
B|–0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-00–|
G|–1-1-1-1-1-1-11-1-1-1-1-1-1-11-1-1-1-1-1-1-11-1-1-1-1-1-1-11–|
D|–2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-22–|
A|–2-2-2-2-2-2-22h3-3-3-3-3-3-33p2-2-2-2-2-2-22h3-3-3-3-3-3-33–|
E|–0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-00–|
E Eaug B7
e|—————————–0————|
B|–0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0——0~~~–|
G|–1-1-1-1-1-1-11-1-1-1-1-1-1-1—–2~~~—|
D|–2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2—-1~~~—-|
A|–2-2-2-2-2-2-22h3-3-3-3-3-3-3—2~~~—–|
E|–0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0–0~~~——|
E Eaug E Eaug
Everyone knows Jesus, the man who healed the lame
E Eaug B7
But I am Jesus’ brother, Craig is my name…
E Eaug E Eaug
Jesus is the Prince of Peace, Jesus is the Lamb
E Eaug B7
Jesus is the Son of God, but Craig don’t give a damn…
CHORUS 1:
E C/G
e|–0-000000–0-000000–|
B|–0-000000–1-111111–|
G|–1-111111–0-000000–|
D|–2-222222–2-222222–| (x4)
A|–2-222222–3-333333–|
E|–0-000000–3-333333–|
E C/G
e|–0-00000-000–0-00-000–|
B|–0-00000-000–1-11-111–|
G|–1-11111-111–0-00-000–|
D|–2-22222-222–2-22-222–| (x3)
A|–2-22222-333–3-33-333–|
E|–0-00000-333–3-33-333–|
E Eaug E Eaug
e|———————————————–|
B|–0-0——–0-0——–0-0——–0-0———|
G|–1-1-111111-1-1-111111-1-1-111111-1-1-111111–|
D|–2-2-222222-2-2-222222-2-2-222222-2-2-222222–|
A|–2-2-222222h3-3-333333p2-2-222222h3-3-333333–|
E|–0-0-000000-0-0-000000-0-0-000000-0-0-000000–|
N/C E C/G
Because when Craig’s in sight, we’ll party all damn night
E C/G
I don’t turn water into wine but into cold Coors Light
E C/G
I’m not my brother, I know, don’t walk on H2O
E C/G
But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow!
E C/G
I’m fuckin’ Craig!
E C/G
I’m fuckin’ Craig!
E C/G
I’m fuckin’ Craig!
E Eaug E Eaug
Craig Christ…
VERSE 2: [Play twice, the collected chord progression shown below.]
E Eaug E Eaug
e|—————————————————————|
B|–0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-00–|
G|–1-1-1-1-1-1-11-1-1-1-1-1-1-11-1-1-1-1-1-1-11-1-1-1-1-1-1-11–|
D|–2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-22–|
A|–2-2-2-2-2-2-22h3-3-3-3-3-3-33p2-2-2-2-2-2-22h3-3-3-3-3-3-33–|
E|–0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-00–|
E Eaug B7
e|—————————–0————|
B|–0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0——0~~~–|
G|–1-1-1-1-1-1-11-1-1-1-1-1-1-1—–2~~~—|
D|–2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2—-1~~~—-|
A|–2-2-2-2-2-2-22h3-3-3-3-3-3-3—2~~~—–|
E|–0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0–0~~~——|
E Eaug E Eaug
I hang out with Lepars, Barabas and Salome
E Eaug B7
Jesus’ friends are called Apostles; those dudes are totally gay…
E Eaug E Eaug
Jesus performs miracles, from Galilee to Rome
E Eaug B7
But it would be a miracle if he brought a fucking lady home…
CHORUS 2:
E C/G
e|–0-000000–0-000000–|
B|–0-000000–1-111111–|
G|–1-111111–0-000000–|
D|–2-222222–2-222222–| (x4)
A|–2-222222–3-333333–|
E|–0-000000–3-333333–|
E C/G
e|–0-00000-000–0-00-000–|
B|–0-00000-000–1-11-111–|
G|–1-11111-111–0-00-000–|
D|–2-22222-222–2-22-222–| (x3)
A|–2-22222-333–3-33-333–|
E|–0-00000-333–3-33-333–|
E Eaug E Eaug
e|———————————————–|
B|–0-0——–0-0——–0-0——–0-0———|
G|–1-1-111111-1-1-111111-1-1-111111-1-1-111111–|
D|–2-2-222222-2-2-222222-2-2-222222-2-2-222222–|
A|–2-2-222222h3-3-333333p2-2-222222h3-3-333333–|
E|–0-0-000000-0-0-000000-0-0-000000-0-0-000000–|
N/C E C/G
Because while Jesus is prayin’, fuckin’ Craig is layin’
E C/G
Every lady in the Testament, you know what I’m sayin’?
E C/G
I won’t die for your sin, like my famous kin
E C/G
But if you got a little sister then there’s room at this in!
E C/G
I’m fuckin’ Craig!
E C/G
I’m fuckin’ Craig!
E C/G
I’m fuckin’ Craig!
E Eaug E Eaug
Craig Christ…
BRIDGE:
Am E
e]–000-000000-000–000-000000-000–|
B]–111-111111-111–000-000000-000–|
G]–222-222222-222–111-111111-111–|
D]–222-222222-222–222-222222-222–|
A]–000-000000-000–222-222222-222–|
E]——————000-000000-000–|
Am B7
e]–000-000000-000—————————-|
B]–111-111111-111–000-000——————-|
G]–222-222222-222–222-222-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22–|
D]–222-222222-222–111-111-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11–|
A]–000-000000-000–222-222-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22–|
E]——————000-000-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00–|
Am E
Jesus was our mothers fav., all her love to him she gave
Am B7
But there’s no sibling rivalry when he’s nailed to that tree! Yeah!
CHORUS 3:
E C/G
e|–0-000000–0-000000–|
B|–0-000000–1-111111–|
G|–1-111111–0-000000–|
D|–2-222222–2-222222–| (x4)
A|–2-222222–3-333333–|
E|–0-000000–3-333333–|
E C/G
e|–0-00000-000–0-00-000–|
B|–0-00000-000–1-11-111–|
G|–1-11111-111–0-00-000–|
D|–2-22222-222–2-22-222–| (x4)
A|–2-22222-333–3-33-333–|
E|–0-00000-333–3-33-333–|
E C/G
And now the question for you is not “What would Jesus do?”
E C/G
But “Where will you be when the Craig Machine comes partyin’ through?”
E C/G
And if the Lord will allow, you’ve got to ask yourself how
E C/G
And who and why and when and where is your messiah now?!
E C/G
It’s fuckin’ Craig!
E C/G
Fuckin’ Craig!
E C/G
Fuckin’ Craig!
E C/G
I’m fuckin’ Craig!
OUTRO:
E Eaug E Eaug
e|———————————————–|
B|–0-0——–0-0——–0-0——–0-0———|
G|–1-1-111111-1-1-111111-1-1-111111-1-1-111111–|
D|–2-2-222222-2-2-222222-2-2-222222-2-2-222222–|
A|–2-2-222222h3-3-333333p2-2-222222h3-3-333333–|
E|–0-0-000000-0-0-000000-0-0-000000-0-0-000000–|
E Eaug E7 E
e|————————|
B|–0-0——–0-0–0–0–|
G|–1-1-111111-1-1–1–1–|
D|–2-2-222222-2-2–0–2–|
A|–2-2-222222h3-3–2–3–|
E|–0-0-000000-0-0–0–0–|
E Eaug
Craig Christ…
E Eaug
Craig Christ…
E Eaug
Craig Christ…
E7 Em
I’m fuckin’ Craig…
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6. B e e l z
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Standard E Tuning
CHORDS USED:
Am A#5 C C7 C/G C5 C9 E5 F F5 G G5
e]—0———0—0—-0———1———1———3——–|
B]—1———1—1—-1———1———1———0——–|
G]—2———0—3—-0———0———2———0——–|
D]—2—-8—-2—2—-2—-10—0—-2—-3—-3—-0—-5—|
A]—0—-8—-3—3—-3—-10—2—-2—-3—-3—-2—-5—|
E]——–6————-3—-8—-3—-0—-1—-1—-3—-3—|
INTRO:
E5 F5 G5
e]—————————————|
B]—————————————|
G]—————————————|
D]–2-2-2-22–3-3-3-33–5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5–| (x5)
A]–2-2-2-22–3-3-3-33–5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5–|
E]–0-0-0-00–1-1-1-11–3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3–|
E5 F5 G5
e]———————————|
B]———————————|
G]———————————|
D]–2-2-2-22–3-3-3-33–5-5-5-5-5–|
A]–2-2-2-22–3-3-3-33–5-5-5-5-5–|
E]–0-0-0-00–1-1-1-11–3-3-3-3-3–|
E5 F5 G5
Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here
E5 F5 G5
To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear
E5 F5 G5
I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on high
E5 F5 G5
I go by many names but there is one you can’t deny…
PRE-VERSE:
C/G
e]—-0—0—0—0–|
B]—-1—1—1—1–|
G]—-0—0—0—0–|
D]——————-| (x9)
A]–3——-3——–|
E]——3——-3—-|
N/C C/G
My name is Satan! Hi everybody! Uhh, let me tell you a little about myself…
VERSE 1:
C C7
e]—-0—0—0—0—0—0—0—0–|
B]—-1—1—1—1—1—1—1—1–|
G]—-0—0—0—0—3—3—3—3–|
D]———————————–|
A]–3—3—3—3—3—3—3—3—-|
E]———————————–|
F C C/G
e]—-1—1—1—1—0—0—0—0—0—0—0—0–|
B]—-1—1—1—1—1—1—1—1—1—1—1—1–|
G]—-2—2—2—2—3—0—0—0—0—0—0—0–|
D]–3——-3—————————————-|
A]——3——-3—3——-3——-3—3—3—3—-|
E]———————-3——-3——————–|
C C7
My friends all call me Old Scratch and I am a Capricorn
F C C/G
My turn-ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn….
CHORUS 1:
G F
e]—-3—3—1—1–|
B]—-0—0—1—1–|
G]—-0—0—2—2–|
D]———-3—3—-| (x3)
A]——2————|
E]–3—————-|
G F
I’ve got little devil horns, and a little Goatee
G F
Little devil eyes to help a little devil see
G F
Little cloven hoofs that make it kinda hard to ski
INTERLUDE:
C C/G
e]—-0—0—0—0–|
B]—-1—1—1—1–|
G]—-0—0—0—0–|
D]——————-| (x5)
A]–3——-3——–|
E]——3——-3—-|
C C/G
Im Satan, Woo-Hoo!… Mephistopheles for some, I don’t know!
VERSE 2:
C C7
e]—-0—0—0—0—0—0—0—0–|
B]—-1—1—1—1—1—1—1—1–|
G]—-0—0—0—0—3—3—3—3–|
D]———————————–|
A]–3—3—3—3—3—3—3—3—-|
E]———————————–|
F C C/G
e]—-1—1—1—1—0—0—0—0—0—0—0—0–|
B]—-1—1—1—1—1—1—1—1—1—1—1—1–|
G]—-2—2—2—2—3—0—0—0—0—0—0—0–|
D]–3——-3—————————————-|
A]——3——-3—3——-3——-3—3—3—3—-|
E]———————-3——-3——————–|
C C7
My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call be Beelz
F C C/G
I love to watch Fox News and then go club some baby seals…
CHORUS 2:
G F
e]—-3—3—1—1–|
B]—-0—0—1—1–|
G]—-0—0—2—2–|
D]———-3—3—-| (x2)
A]——————-|
E]–3—3————|
G F
e]——-3~~~——————1~~~–|
B]——0~~~——————1~~~—|
G]—–0~~~——————3~~~—-|
D]—-0~~~——————2~~~—–|
A]—2~~~——————2~~~——|
E]–3~~~——————1~~~——-|
G F
Then Ill take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel
G F
Try to wash off that baby seal smell
G F
And then Ill make a toast to me: Hey… heres to my hell
INTERLUDE:
C C/G
e]—-0—0—0—0–|
B]—-1—1—1—1–|
G]—-0—0—0—0–|
D]——————-| (x3)
A]–3——-3——–|
E]——3——-3—-|
C C/G
My name is Satan…. Eh-Hee!
BRIDGE:
Am G Am F
e]—-0—0—0—0—3—3—3—3-|—0—0—0—0—1—1–|
B]—-1—1—1—1—0—0—0—0-|—1—1—1—1—1—1–|
G]—-2—2—2—2—0—0—0—0-|—2—2—2—2—2—2–|
D]———————————-|—————–3—3—-|
A]–0—0—0—0——-2——-2—|-0—0—0—0————|
E]——————3——-3——-|————————–|
G C9
e]——–3—–3——–0—————————————|
B]——0—0—0——1—1——–1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-111-1-1-1-1–|
G]—-0——-0-0—-0——-0—0–0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-000-0-0-0-0–|
D]————–0————–0—-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-000-0-0-0-0–|
A]————–2——————-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-222-2-2-2-2–|
E]–3———–3–3—————-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-333-3-3-3-3–|
Am G
To carry on my evil ways I went and had a son
Am F G C
And now he makes his living as a singing comedian…
VERSE 3:
C C/G C7
e]—-0—0—0—0—0—0—0—0–|
B]—-1—1—1—1—1—1—1—1–|
G]—-0—0—0—0—3—3—3—3–|
D]———————————–|
A]–3——-3——-3—3—3—3—-|
E]——3——-3——————–|
F C C/G
e]—-1—1—1—1—0—0—0—0—0—0—0—0–|
B]—-1—1—1—1—1—1—1—1—1—1—1—1–|
G]—-2—2—2—2—3—0—0—0—0—0—0—0–|
D]–3——-3—————————————-|
A]——3——-3—3——-3——-3——-3——–|
E]———————-3——-3——-3——-3—-|
N/C C C/G C7
I’m in every Zeppelin album, I’m in all Rush Limbaugh’s rants
F C C/G
I’m the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance….
INTERLUDE:
C C/G
e]—-0—0—0—0–|
B]—-1—1—1—1–|
G]—-0—0—0—0–|
D]——————-| (x2)
A]–3——-3——–|
E]——3——-3—-|
CHORUS 3:
G F
e]—-3—3—1—1–|
B]—-0—0—1—1–|
G]—-0—0—2—2–|
D]———-3—3—-| (x3)
A]——2————|
E]–3—————-|
C G5 A#5
e]—-0-00———-|
B]—-1-11———-|
G]—-0-00———-|
D]——22—5—8–|
A]–3—33—5—8–|
E]———–3—6–|
G F
And if I want to eat your soul, Ill just throw it on a griddle
G F
Dont need to make a deal, I dont need to tell a riddle
G F
And fuck Charlie Daniels, I dont care if he can fiddle
C G5 A#5
I’m Satan!……..
BRIDGE 2:
C5 X G5 A#5 C5
e]————x—-x—–x—x—x—x—|
B]————x—-x—–x—x—x—x—|
G]————x—-x—–x—x—x—x—|
D]–10-10–xxxx-xxxx-xx-xx—5—8—10–|
A]–10-10–xxxx-xxxx-xx-xx—5—8—10–|
E]–8–8—xxxx-xxxx-xx-xx—3—6—8—|
C5 X G5 A#5 C5
Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal…
N/C
This is fucking bullshit, because I would not be caught dead in Georgia!
N/C
Okay, it’s like.. oh my God!
OUTRO:
F G C
e]–111–333–0-0-0–|
B]–111–000–1-1-1–|
G]–333–000–0-0-0–|
D]–222–000–2-2-2–|
A]–222–222–3-3-3–|
E]–111–333–0-0-0–|
F G C
…………666!
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7. A l b i n o
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Standard E Tuning
CHORDS USED:
Am C Cadd9 Cm D Em7 G Gmaj9
e]—0—-0—-0—-3—-2—-3—-3—-3—|
B]—1—-1—-1—-4—-3—-3—-0—-3—|
G]—2—-0—-0—-5—-2—-0—-0—-0—|
D]—2—-2—-0—-5—-0—-2—-0—-0—|
A]—0—-3—-2—-3———2—-2—-0—|
E]—————————-0—-3—-2—|
INTRO:
G A7sus4 G C9 G A7sus4 G C9 G
e]–3-3-333/55553-33-3-333-0000-3–|——3-333/55553—–3-333-0000-3–|
B]–3-3-333/55553-33-3-3331111/3–|——3-333/55553—–3-3331111/3–|
G]–0-0-000-0000-0-00-0-000-0000-0–|——0-000-0000-0—–0-000-0000-0–|
D]–0-0-000-0000-0-00-0-000-0000-0–|——0-000-0000-0—–0-000-0000-0–|
A]–2—————–2————-|—-2-2————–2-2————-|
E]–3—————–3————-|–3—3————3—3————-|
VERSE 1:
G Gadd9 Am Cadd9 C
e]—–3-3333—–3-3333–0-000—0—0—0~-00000000000–|
B]—–3-3333—–3-3333–1-111—1—1—1~-11111111111–|
G]—–0-0000—–0-0000–2-222—2—0—0~-00000000000–|
D]—–0-0000—–0-0000–2-222—2—0—2~-22202202222–|
A]–2~-2-2222–0~-0-0000–0-000—0—2—3~-33333333333–|
E]–3~———2~———————0——————-|
G Gadd9 Am Cadd9 C
e]—–3-3333—–3-3333–0-0000000–0000–0-00-000000000–|
B]—–3-3333—–3-3333–1-1111111–1111–1-11-111111111–|
G]—–0-0000—–0-0000–2-2222222–0000–0-00-000000000–|
D]—–0-0000—–0-0000–2-2222222–0000–2-22-202202222–|
A]–2~-2-2222–0~-0-0000–0-0000000–2222–3-33-333333333–|
E]–3~———2~——————–0000——————|
G Gadd9 Am Cadd9 C
I was in love with an albino, her lack of pigment seemed like fun
G Gadd9 Am Cadd9 C
Her skin, the whitest Alabaster, her eyes as pink, as pink as bubble gum
PRE-INTERLUDE:
Cm G Cm G Gadd9 Em7 D
e]–3-33333–3-33333–3-3333-3–|——333——333——3-333–22222222–|
B]–4-44444–0-00000–4-4444-4–|——333——333——3-333–33333333–|
G]–5-55555–0-00000–5-5555-5–|——000——000——0-000–22222222–|
D]–5-55555–0-00000–5-5555-5–|——000——000——2-222–00000000–|
A]–3-33333–2-22222–3-3333-3–|—-2-222—-0-000—-2-2-222————|
E]——–3–3—–3———3–|–3-3——2-2——0-0——————|
Cm G
Then one day it snowed real hard
Cm G Gadd9 Em7 D
And she disappeared…
INTERLUDE:
G A7sus4 G C9 G A7sus4 G C9 G
e]—-3-333/55553-3-3-333-0000-3–|–3-3-333/55553-3-3-333-0000-3–|
B]—-3-333/55553-3-3-3331111/3–|–3-3-333/55553-3-3-3331111/3–|
G]—-0-000-0000-0-0-0-000-0000-0–|–0-0-000-0000-0-0-0-000-0000-0–|
D]—-0-000-0000-0-0-0-000-0000-0–|–0-0-000-0000-0-0-0-000-0000-0–|
A]——————-2————-|—-2————–2————-|
E]–3~—————3————-|—-3————–3————-|
VERSE 2:
G Gadd9 Am Cadd9 C
e]—–3-3333—–3-3333–0-000—0—0—0~-00000000000–|
B]—–3-3333—–3-3333–1-111—1—1—1~-11111111111–|
G]—–0-0000—–0-0000–2-222—2—0—0~-00000000000–|
D]—–0-0000—–0-0000–2-222—2—0—2~-22202202222–| (x2)
A]–2~-2-2222–0~-0-0000–0-000—0—2—3~-33333333333–|
E]–3~———2~———————0——————-|
G Gadd9 Am Cadd9 C
I loved little Agnus Johnson, I met her at the old folks home
G Gadd9 Am Cadd9 C
She’d call me up and say “Hey Stephen, come give old Mother Hubbard a bone…”
OUTRO:
Cm G Cm G Gadd9 Em7 D G
e]–3-33333–3-33333–3-333-33-|—–333——333——3-333–22222222——-3~~-|
B]–4-44444–0-00000–4-444-44-|—–333——333——3-333–33333333——3~~–|
G]–5-55555–0-00000–5-555-55-|—–000——000——0-000–22222222—–0-~~–|
D]–5-55555–0-00000–5-555-55-|—–000——000——2-222–00000000—-0~~—-|
A]–3-33333–2-22222–3-333-33-|—2-222—-0-000—-2-2-222————-2~~—–|
E]——–3–3—–3———3-|-3-3——2-2——0-0——————3~~~—–|
Cm G
Then one day her EKG went
Cm G Gadd9 Em7 D G
Beep, beep… beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep…
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8. M i x e r A t D e l t a C h i
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Standard E Tuning
CHORDS USED:
A A#5 C F5 G5 G#5
e]—x———x——————|
B]—2———5——————|
G]—2———5——————|
D]—2—-8—-5—-3—-5—-6—|
A]—0—-8—-3—-3—-5—-6—|
E]——–6———1—-3—-4—|
INTRO:
C A C A C A F5 G#5
e]–x-xx–xxxx–x-xx–xxxx–x-xx–xxxx————–|
B]–5-55–2222–5-55–2222–5-55–2222————–|
G]–5-55–2222–5-55–2222–5-55–2222————–|
D]–5-55–2222–5-55–2222–5-55–2222–3-33–6666–|
A]–3-33–0000–3-33–0000–3-33–0000–3-33–6666–|
E]————————————–1-11–4444–|
VERSE 1:
C A C A C A F5 G#5
e]–x-xx–xxxx–x-xx–xxxx–x-xx–xxxx————–|
B]–5-55–2222–5-55–2222–5-55–2222————–|
G]–5-55–2222–5-55–2222–5-55–2222————–|
D]–5-55–2222–5-55–2222–5-55–2222–3-33–6666–| (x2)
A]–3-33–0000–3-33–0000–3-33–0000–3-33–6666–|
E]————————————–1-11–4444–|
C A C A
It’s College time again, September’s almost here
C A F5 G#5
Hanging with freshmen girls, frat party kegs of beer
C A C A
I see a girl I’m wanting, mixer at Delta Chi
C A F5 G#5
We take some oxycontin; Dave Matthew’s gettin’ high
PRE-CHORUS 1:
G5 F5 G5 F5 G5 F5
e]——————————————————-|
B]——————————————————-|
G]——————————————————-|
D]–55555555–33333333–55555555–33333333–55555555–3–|
A]–55555555–33333333–55555555–33333333–55555555–3–|
E]–33333333–11111111–33333333–11111111–33333333–1–|
G5 G#5 A#5 C A
e]————————-x-xx–xxxx–|
B]————————-5-55–2222–|
G]————————-5-55–2222–|
D]–55555555–6666–8888—5-55–2222–|
A]–55555555–6666–8888—3-33–0000–|
E]–33333333–4444–6666—————|
G5 F5 G5 F5
And then as I undress her, and start my stimulus
G5 F5 N/C
She says, “But wait, Professor,
G5 G#5 A#5 C A
This wasn’t on the syllabus?”…
CHORUS 1:
C A C A C A C A C A C A
e]–xxx–0-0–x-xx–xxxx–x-xx–x-xx–x-xx–xxxx–x-xx–x-xx–x-xx–xxxx–|
B]–555–2-2–5-55–2222–5-55–2-22–5-55–2222–5-55–2-22–5-55–2222–|
G]–555–2-2–5-55–2222–5-55–2-22–5-55–2222–5-55–2-22–5-55–2222–|
D]–555–2-2–5-55–2222–5-55–2-22–5-55–2222–5-55–2-22–5-55–2222–|
A]–333–0-0–3-33–0000–3-33–0-00–3-33–0000–3-33–0-00–3-33–0000–|
E]————————————————————————|
C G#5 G5
e]–x-xx——–|
B]–5-55——–|
G]–5-55——–|
D]–5-55–6–5–|
A]–3-33–6–5–|
E]——–4–3–|
C A C A
I’m the bad professor
C A C A
I’m the bad professor!
C A C A
A tenured titty caresser
C G#5 G5
I’m a bad, bad man
INTERLUDE:
C A C A
e]–x-xx–xxxx–xxx–xxxx–|
B]–5-55–2222–555–2222–|
G]–5-55–2222–555–2222–|
D]–5-55–2222–555–2222–| (x2)
A]–3-33–0000–333–0000–|
E]————————-|
VERSE 2:
C A C A C A F5 G#5
e]–x-xx–xxxx–x-xx–xxxx–x-xx–xxxx————–|
B]–5-55–2222–5-55–2222–5-55–2222————–|
G]–5-55–2222–5-55–2222–5-55–2222————–|
D]–5-55–2222–5-55–2222–5-55–2222–3-33–6666–| (x2)
A]–3-33–0000–3-33–0000–3-33–0000–3-33–6666–|
E]————————————–1-11–4444–|
C A C A
Tutor her at my apartment, turns into a slow dance
C A F5 G#5
“Hey baby, what’s your minor? Got your majorin’ my pants”
C A C A
I love her student body, she wants a better grade
C A F5 G#5 G5
I say, “If you roll over I’ll throw in Financial Aid”…
INTERLUDE:
G5
e]————————-|
B]————————-|
G]————————-|
D]–55555555555-5555-5555–|
A]–55555555555-5555-5555–|
E]–33333333333-3333-3333–|
PRE-CHORUS 2:
G5 F5 G5 F5 G5 F5 G5
e]—————————————————————–|
B]—————————————————————–|
G]—————————————————————–|
D]–5-5-5555–3-3-3333–55555555–33333333–55555555–33333333–5–|
A]–5-5-5555–3-3-3333–55555555–33333333–55555555–33333333–5–|
E]–3-3-3333–1-1-1111–33333333–11111111–33333333–11111111–3–|
G#5 A#5 C A
e]————x-xx–xxxx–|
B]————5-55–2222–|
G]————5-55–2222–|
D]–6-6–8-8–5-55–2222–|
A]–6-6–8-8–3-33–0000–|
E]–4-4–6-6————–|
G5 F5
“I hope you’ve boned up for your midterm
G5 F5
If you want, I can help you cram
G5 F5 G5
Don’t give a shit about the essay-test
G#5 A#5 C A
So let’s skip it and get to the oral exam!”…
CHORUS 2/OUTRO:
C A C A C A C A C A C A
e]–xxx–xxxx–x-xx–x-x–xxxx–x-x–xxxx–xxx–x-xx–x-x–x-xx–xxxx–|
B]–555–2222–5-55–2-2–5555–2-2–5555–222–5-55–2-2–5-55–2222–|
G]–555–2222–5-55–2-2–5555–2-2–5555–222–5-55–2-2–5-55–2222–|
D]–555–2222–5-55–2-2–5555–2-2–5555–222–5-55–2-2–5-55–2222–|
A]–333–0000–3-33–0-0–3333–0-0–3333–000–3-33–0-0–3-33–0000–|
E]———————————————————————|
C G#5 G5 C
e]–xxx———x–|
B]–555———5–|
G]–555———5–|
D]–555–6–5~–5–|
A]–333–6–5~–3–|
E]——-4–3~—–|
C A C A
I’m the bad professor,
C A C A
I’m the bad professor!
C A C A
Your money’s on the dresser
C G#5 G5 C
I’m a bad, bad… man!
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Standard E Tuning, 变调夹夹3品rd Fret [All tabs relative to Capo]
CHORDS USED:
A Bm C C6 D G Gsus2 G6
e]—0—-2—-0—-0—-2—-3—-3—-3—|
B]—2—-3—-1—-1—-3—-0—-3—-3—|
G]—2—-4—-0—-0—-2—-0—-0—-0—|
D]—2—-4—-2—-2—-0—-0—-0—-2—|
A]—0—-2—-3—-0———2—-0—-2—|
E]—————————-3———0—|
INTRO:
G5 Gmaj9 A7sus4 Gmaj9
e|——————————————————————-|
B|——————————————————————-|
G|—–0——-0——–0——-0——-0——-0——-0——-0—-|
D|—0—0—0—0—-0—0—0—0—0—0—0—0—0—0—0—0–| (x2)
A|——————————————————————-|
E|-3——-3——-2——–2——-0——-0——-2——-2——–|
VERSE 1:
G5 Gmaj9 A7sus4 Gmaj9
e|——————————————————————-|
B|——————————————————————-|
G|—–0——-0——–0——-0——-0——-0——-0——-0—-|
D|—0—0—0—0—-0—0—0—0—0—0—0—0—0—0—0—0–| (x4)
A|——————————————————————-|
E|-3——-3——-2——–2——-0——-0——-2——-2——–|
G5 Gmaj9
You’re the love of my life but it cuts like my knife
A7sus4 Gmaj9
And I feel that I’m being misled
G5 Gmaj9
See I’m a little concerned for I’ve recently learned
A7sus4 Gmaj9
Of the Swastika tattoo on your head
G5 Gmaj9
And it makes you smile when you hear “Sieg-Heil”
A7sus4 Gmaj9
You love the smell of a
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